White Girl Wasted E-Liquid
Put on your yoga pants, UGG boots and a matching scarf. Then head to your local overcrowded coffee shop, wait in line for 15 minutes, and get ready to pay a ridiculous 6 bucks for a vanilla mochaccino with non-fat milk or soy milk!
After waiting for 15 minutes, you walk up to the employee behind the counter and ask him where your drink is. Turns out, they got your order wrong and it's been sitting there melting for the past 10 minutes. You stand there scowling at him with your arms crossed. He looks at you with a shocked look on his face and replies "Sorry, I'll make you another one." He scrambles around in confusion for half a minute then finally asks his co-worker for help. As you stand there watching them, you see them grab the regular milk instead of the soy milk. You raise your voice "Hey! I ordered it with SOY MILK!!" The two workers just stare at each other while mouth-breathing. After a moment of awkward silence, one of them tells you "Sorry, we don't have anymore soy milk." You walk up to the cashier and demand a refund. One guy yells to you "Hey lady, don't cut in line!" The cashier offers you a refund along with a free drink for the next time you come in. But will you be back? WILL YOU?!
Must be of legal age to purchase.
All prices are in USD